Thursday, July 24, 2014

Where"s The Beef?

A hamburger as served on North Korea A hamburger as served on North Korea’s state-owned airline.


Ah North Korea. They try so hard but never seem to quite “get it.” While this is certainly the saddest excuse for a hamburger I have ever seen, it certainly must be better than the average citizens meal, such as rock and twig soup, or worse.


The country of North Korea might not be too fond of the United States, but that doesn’t stop its citizens from wanting to try American cuisine.


Recently, intrepid traveler Bobthewraith posted these sad photos on Reddit that show what counts as a hamburger according to the state-owned, national flag carrier airline of North Korea, Air Koryo.


Behold, the “hamburger,” according to the hermit kingdom:


A hamburger as served on North Korea A hamburger as served on North Korea’s state-owned airline.


One eagle-eyed viewer was able to locate the meat patty, or at least a hint of it, lying flat and nearly colorless beneath that sad piece of lettuce.


Here’s a description of the burger from Bobthewraith:


“It was so ground, scant, and tasteless that I couldn’t tell, but it’s definitely not beef or tofu. My guess is that it’s either pork or heavily processed chicken.”

Have you ever felt so patriotic about American hamburgers in your entire life? Remember this feeling forever.


Story from: [thedailymeal]


Sometimes I suspect North Korea exists simply as a warning to the rest of the world as to how things can be terribly wrong in so many ways. The DPRK is a sad and terrible place and I do not think anyone should travel there, thereby supporting this brutal regime, but you can count on the norK’s as a source of amusement.


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The TARDIS spotted is Seoul.

The TARDIS spotted near Gwanghwamun in Seoul, Republic of Korea on 24 July, 2014. The TARDIS spotted near Gwanghwamun in Seoul, Republic of Korea on 24 July, 2014.


The TARDIS made an appearance in Seoul today. What are the Doctor (and presumably nubile young assistant) up to? I suspect the Cybermen would find Seoul a particularly ripe target.



The TARDIS spotted near Gwanghwamun in Seoul, Republic of Korea on 24 July, 2014. The TARDIS spotted near Gwanghwamun in Seoul, Republic of Korea on 24 July, 2014.


 More than 1000 fans in Seoul will now have the chance to attend a fan event and watch the first episode of the latest season of Doctor Who, in a new venue for the World Tour’s South Korean leg.


The fan event will now take place on August 9 at the Grand Ballroom at 63 Building in Seoul.


Fans will be able to buy tickets to the event which will include an appearance by the new Doctor, played by Peter Capaldi, and his on-screen companion, played by Jenna Coleman.


Tickets go on sale on Friday 25 July at 9am (KST). Fans will be able to purchase online from yes24.com . Tickets are priced at 15,000 and 12,000 KRW.


“Fans are at the heart of everything we do. We have listened to and taken our fans advice”, said Soojin Chung, GM, BBC Worldwide Korea. “The new venue will allow many more fans to participate in the fan event and the contests we have planned will allow as many Doctor Who fans as possible to get their hands on tickets –whether they are in Seoul or not.”


In the lead-up to the landing of the Doctor Who World Tour in Seoul, BBC Worldwide will host two competitions, giving fans the opportunity to win tickets to the fan event:


Starting Tuesday 22 July, the TARDIS will be popping up in prominent locations in Seoul. Fans who spot it can take a creative picture of themselves with the TARDIS, and tweet us in the picture showing us how much they love Doctor Who. Fans should post to their photo to Twitter with the hashtag #tardisinseoul and the most creative pictures stand to win tickets to the fan event. The TARDIS locations will be announced on our Twitter account @doctorwho_kor with the first location posted on Monday 21 July at 9pm Korea time. The full competition terms and conditions will be posted on www.doctorwho.tv/worldtour. Fans can start tweeting their entries from 12 noon on Tuesday 22 July until 11.59pm Sunday 27 July when the competition closes (all times KST).

Fans who aren’t able to spot the TARDIS in Seoul can still win tickets to the event. A template for a mini cut-out TARDIS will be shared on Twitter at doctorwho_kor. Fans will be able to download this to use in their photos. Similar to the first competition, the most creative pictures, hashtagged #tardisinseoul stand to win tickets. The exact start date and time of this competition will be announced on Twitter.

50 pairs of tickets are up for grabs for each of the two competitions.


Read the rest at: [doctorwho.tv]


 


 


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Sunday, July 20, 2014

Amusing meme from the intertubewebs. Amusing meme from the intertubewebs. “If you crush a marshmallow bunny it looks like Kim Jung Un.


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FLASHBACK: Pictures of Korea: 1958-1959

ASCOM City sign. ASCOM City sign. Photo credit: Paul E. Black


Paul E. Black of Tampa, Florida, took these color photographs of Korea while stationed in The Land of Morning Calm, 1958-1959.


Paul was 23 when he entered the U.S. Army in 1958. He was inducted into the Army at Fort Knox, Kentucky. After 13 weeks of training at Fort Knox he was sent to Fort Lewis, Washington. From Fort Lewis, Paul boarded a troop transport ship and steamed out to Korea; he arrived in Korea during May,1958. His Military Occupation Speciality was 716.20; he worked at the Seoul Area Command Open Mess Administration Office. He served in Korea for 13 months and rotated back to the States in June, 1959.


See the rest at [mishalov.net]


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Friday, July 18, 2014

About Last Night

We all have both unique and shared (and uniquely shared) experiences living in Korea.



So, I had my typical Friday night of darts at Dolce Vita although somewhat atypically I managed a first place finish.  My nephew Justin came by the bar for a couple of beers and then we headed out to the samgyapsal joint I favor.


As is our normal practice the conversation soon turned to politics. And when I start getting wound up my voice gets somewhat intense.  Not shouting really, just kind of aggressive.  I was in this mode when the waitress came to our table and shushed me.  Now, I was taken aback by this because it was just the two of us at the table surrounded by crowded tables of loud Koreans drinking and laughing and enjoying their grilled pork belly. Which is how it should be.  I mean, this was not a fine dining establishment. And to be honest about it, I may have been talking louder than normal if only to be heard above the din…


Read the rest at: [Long Time Gone]



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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

ROKDrop Picture of the Day: Construction of Tallest Building In South Korea Completed

Shown is the Northeast Asia Trade Tower (NEATT) in Incheon City. Construction of the 305-meter, 68-story building, the tallest in South Korea, was completed on July 10, 2014. The construction began in 2007 with the cost of 500 billion won (US$494 million). (Yonhap)


More about goings on in Korea can be read about at the ROKDrop.com.


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Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Your Engrish is really bad!

Lotteria Engrish decoration. Lotteria Engrish decoration. “Oh say can you see from the nation of night its gift to the world the burger is might!”


Living in Asia, the western English speaker often comes across glaringly odd examples of bizarre English usage. It is referred to as “Engrish” or more specific to Korea, “Konglish.” These are a few examples I have noticed of late. From Wiki, we find a detailed definition and explanation behind this phenomenon:



Engrish (イングリッシュ Ingurisshu?) is a slang term for the misuse of the English language by native speakers of some East Asian languages. The term itself relates to Japanese speakers’ tendency to inadvertently substitute the English phonemes “R” and “L” for one another, because the Japanese language has one alveolar consonant in place for both. The related term “wasei-eigo” refers to pseudo-anglicisms that have entered into everyday Japanese.


While the term may refer to spoken English, it is more often used to describe written English. Engrish can be found in many places, including signs, menus, and advertisements. Terms such as Japanglish, Japlish or Janglish for Japan, Konglish for Korea, and Chinglish for China are more specific terms for Engrish.


… the use of English for “decorative” or “design” rather than functional purposes; i.e., for Japanese consumption, not for English speakers per se, and as a way of appearing “smart, sophisticated and modern,” in much the same way as Japanese and similar writing script is used in Western fashion. Indeed, it is claimed that in such decorative English “there is often no attempt to try to get it right, nor do the vast majority of the Japanese population ever attempt to read the English design element in question. There is therefore less emphasis on spell checking and grammatical accuracy.”


Lotteria Engrish decoration. Redneck bikers welcome! Lotteria Engrish decoration. Redneck bikers welcome!


Lotteria is a fast food franchise similar to McDonald’s. At least all the words are spelled correctly in this example. They must have put their top man on this. The fries the roadside indeed!


Engrish tissue box The splendor paper Napkine uses 100% purity nature pulps and the tactile sensation is very soft and is the sanitation.


This sort of nonsense is more common; misspelled words and all. This example likely predates Google translate.


Enjoy Engrish? Of course there is a website dedicated to this subject: Engrish.com.


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Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Pictures of Thailand

Although this blog is mostly dedicated to Korea, there are many interesting destinations in the neighborhood. Plus, these are some great photos from our friend Brick in Thailand. Enjoy.


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One of Bangkok’s busiest and traffic ridden streets, Asoke. Light trails here show but a glimpse of the relentless traffic in a creative presentation.


 



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Man-made wonders a float near Si Chang island. A necessary and routine escape from city life.


 


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Silhouettes VS the Stairs. Art in life lives in all the light.


 


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A symmetrically point of view of Thailand’s contrast, diminishing nature and encroaching urbanization.


 


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Got a light? With Bokeh in the background this fire stick is a marvel of man for sure. 


 


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One of the largest bridges in Thailand, the Bhumibol Bridge was named after the current King of Thailand. Red white and blue lights shine in the night.


 


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 A storm always brings the most beautiful skies, Its always best to see things through the storm and the shine.


 


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Getting a bit dirty with a Honda. If your bike isn’t getting dirty, you’re not having fun.


 


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While riding through Khao Yai National Park in Central Thailand, It isnt hard to spot these large beasts. It was funny watching all the cars wait and back up as the elephant slowing trotted through the streets with no care in the world. 


 


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Sometimes tourist traps provide awesome picturesque views of the bustling city of Bangkok. Take while atop the famous Wat Arun looking over the Chao Phraya river.


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